- October 23I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn't stay long. There's something fishy about that place. CREDITS by: Kyle Burgmaster (Homecoming King)
- October 21Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan." CREDITS by Kyle Burgmaster (Role Model)
- October 16Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump. CREDITS by: Kyle Burgmaster (Role Model)